OnEurope Eurovision Countdown 2022 – The final results
For 40 days and 40 nights, the good people of OnEurope Towers listened to and gave personal ratings for the songs taking part in...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 10 – Czech Republic
We Are Domi – Lights Off
This has all the hallmarks of a perfectly competent studio track that just won't work on the HUGE Eurovision...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 12 – Estonia
The great American wild west permeated this year’s national final season in several songs, including hopeful entries in Malta and Sweden. I’m not sure...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 34 – Serbia
Look, none of us had the autonomic nervous system, pretty spleens and pondering about Megan Markle’s hair-care routine on our Eurovision 2022 bingo cards,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 15 – Georgia
Circus Mircus - Lock Me In
Mr Hacksaw said to me in passing when this song came out: "people are going to have trouble describing...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Sounding like a song that came second in the BBC's 'Eurovision You Decide', Brooke turns in a jarring performance of a...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 38 – Switzerland
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Marius lumbers around in this video looking and sounding like a pissed bloke who's forgot his glasses trying to...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 12 – Estonia
STEFAN - Hope
I know they say that imitation is the purest form of flattery, but one listen of this song and you would have...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 23 – Lithuania
Monika Liu - Sentimentai
Another song in this endless farrago that reminds me of something else. This one is, seemingly, a downbeat rehashing of this:
Crossed...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 26 – Montenegro
Vladana – Breath
I always find songs written in 3/4 time a total dote. This has a lovely whimsical sound at the start, but then,...