Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 11 – Denmark
Reddi – The Show
Now I, like every non-Danish person watching this final, didn’t know that this song had won the super final, as the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia
Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
The whole point of a joke entry is to make the listener laugh. This song does not do that,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 10 – Czech Republic
Love may be a many splendored thing, but it’s the messy end of the affair that offers such rich pickings to artists, poring over...
OnEurope Eurovision Countdown 2022 – The final results
For 40 days and 40 nights, the good people of OnEurope Towers listened to and gave personal ratings for the songs taking part in...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 10 – Czech Republic
We Are Domi – Lights Off
This has all the hallmarks of a perfectly competent studio track that just won't work on the HUGE Eurovision...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 12 – Estonia
The great American wild west permeated this year’s national final season in several songs, including hopeful entries in Malta and Sweden. I’m not sure...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 34 – Serbia
Look, none of us had the autonomic nervous system, pretty spleens and pondering about Megan Markle’s hair-care routine on our Eurovision 2022 bingo cards,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 15 – Georgia
Circus Mircus - Lock Me In
Mr Hacksaw said to me in passing when this song came out: "people are going to have trouble describing...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Sounding like a song that came second in the BBC's 'Eurovision You Decide', Brooke turns in a jarring performance of a...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 38 – Switzerland
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Marius lumbers around in this video looking and sounding like a pissed bloke who's forgot his glasses trying to...