Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 1 – Albania
Sekret – Ronela Hakati
As a wise old sage says to me on a regular basis, you don’t need to watch the Eurovision to know...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 24 – Malta
Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am
A great voice with dubious quality control delivers a slice of mechanically recovered, relentlessly competent, forgettable pop....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Sounding like a song that came second in the BBC's 'Eurovision You Decide', Brooke turns in a jarring performance of a...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 34 – Serbia
Look, none of us had the autonomic nervous system, pretty spleens and pondering about Megan Markle’s hair-care routine on our Eurovision 2022 bingo cards,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia – Andrea – Circles
At this point, let's gloss over the North Macedonian national final and the fact that the juries gave this...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Nadir Rüstəmli - Fade to black
Because you can never have enough of these soaring male ballads at Eurovision - and the last song revealed...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 32 – Romania
WRS is pronounced Urs, which should give me every opportunity to shoehorn in a quip about my love for bears. WRS himself is quite...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 2 – Armenia
After sitting out a year in 2021 Armenia returns with a song so devoid of any national flavour I had to Google whether the...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 17 – Greece
Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord - Die Together
With a Laurie Anderson style to the stark opening, and a fantastically icy build, this is a billion miles...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 31 – Portugal
Saudade Saudade – MARO
When our chums at Eurovision Ireland reviewed this in their fantastic “Review In 2” section of YouTube several weeks ago, there...