Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 8 – Croatia
Mia - Guilty Pleasure
I’m going to let you into a little secret dear reader of these reviews. I’ve missed the last four Eurovision Saturdays...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 32 – Romania
Llamame – WRS
So, I was THIS many seconds old when I translated the title from Spanish into English and got this:
and my Eurovision lives...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 31 – Portugal
While it’s delightful to be able to follow all the national finals nowadays (and I’ll be returning to those after the Contest for the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 4 – Austria
DJ LUM!X teams up with vocalist Pia Maria (not to be confused with the popular coffee liqueur) to deliver a welcome upbeat entry from...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 27 – Netherlands
Look, you’re just going to have to get over Stien den Hollander’s stylising of her name as S10, it’s just not worth the annoyance....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 32 – Romania
WRS is pronounced Urs, which should give me every opportunity to shoehorn in a quip about my love for bears. WRS himself is quite...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 33 – San Marino
Achille Lauro – Stripper
Most years, Eurovision features songs 'influenced' by the previous winning entry. Doesn't seem to matter that rarely have soundalikes won successive...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 4 – Austria
LUM!X feat. Pia Maria - Halo
Austria appears to have decided a retro vibe is the recipe for success after (in my opinion) over-scoring with...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – Australia
Australia, alphabetically, serves up the first of what will emerge as a theme in 2022: the introspective sadboi. I hadn’t seen the copycat style...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 38 – Switzerland
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Marius lumbers around in this video looking and sounding like a pissed bloke who's forgot his glasses trying to...