Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 3 – Australia
Sheldon Riley - Not the same
This song, for me, poses a question that I never thought I would ever ask in the history of...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 17 – Greece
Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord - Die Together
My what a happy lot the South Eastern Balkans are! – Pleasingly this song isn’t about a suicide pact...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 23 – Lithuania
Monika Liu - Sentimentai
While it's tempting to dismiss this as the Lithuanian shot at recreating the spirit of 'My lovely horse', by the end...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 19 – Ireland
It’s a full 30 years since Ireland began her incredible run of 1990s fortune that saw 4 wins in 5 years and a seemingly...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 2 – Armenia
Rosa Linn - Snap
Armenian public telly clearly knew when this Countdown was starting, because they waited till almost the last day. They also seem...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 25 – Moldova
Zdob şi Zdub & Fraţii Advahov - Trenuleţul
Back when I was considerably younger, Zdob si Zdub were considers the bonkers young things in the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 39 – Ukraine
Kalush Orchestra - Stefania
If the current world situation were not happening, this would be a review shouting at UA:PBC for being complete dicks in...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia has a trend to reverse. It’s a trend for not getting to the final. In fact, since Karolina took them there in...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Having stated to all and sundry that the German national final was the worst thing in Christendom, I am then reminded...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia – Andrea – Circles
At this point, let's gloss over the North Macedonian national final and the fact that the juries gave this...