Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
I've seen lads fucking under towpaths on Manchester's Canal Street and that was less gay than Michael Ben David's Israeli...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 39 – Ukraine
Kalush Orchestra - Stefania
You know, I want to like this. I really do. I couldn't abide SHUM last year until I saw it live,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 13 – Finland
The Rasmus – Jezebel
The Rasmus is possibly the biggest name in the contest this year but, according to those in the know, this song...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 26 – Montenegro
Vladana – Breath
Vladana’s songwriters get an extra point from me before I deep dive into this song – by having the nuts to write...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 25 – Moldova
Zdob şi Zdub is back for a third go at Eurovision for Moldova. They’ve teamed up with the Advahov Brothers to serve us up...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 8 – Croatia
Mia - Guilty Pleasure
This was a total left-field surprise for me. I've tended to write off Croatia after a string of disappointing entries -...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 30 – Poland
Ochman – River
There are people that claim to know things saying that this is going to be the one to challenge Ukraine or Sweden...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 14 – France
Every year I lament the rum luck of the French who I feel have been one of the most constantly interesting nations at Eurovision....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 36 – Spain
Let me start by saying a muchas gracias to Spanish TV for reviving the Benidorm festival and bringing a heck of a lot of...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 16 – Germany
Malik Harris - Rockstars
The German Final of 2022 made me question my life choices. t was, to be blunt, fucking awful with six songs...