Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 36 – Spain
Chanel – Slo Mo
To give Chanel credit, this is far and away the best thing Spain has fronted up with at Eurovision in years....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 24 – Malta
Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am
A great voice with dubious quality control delivers a slice of mechanically recovered, relentlessly competent, forgettable pop....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia has a trend to reverse. It’s a trend for not getting to the final. In fact, since Karolina took them there in...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 37 – Sweden
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold me closer
Denying 'Hold me closer' is a cracking song is like pretending not to be impressed by the Grand...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
I've seen lads fucking under towpaths on Manchester's Canal Street and that was less gay than Michael Ben David's Israeli...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 38 – Switzerland
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Ooh look, a variation on a theme.
(That might be too clever for some of you – or too British!)
Instead...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia
Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
The whole point of a joke entry is to make the listener laugh. This song does not do that,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 17 – Greece
Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord - Die Together
My what a happy lot the South Eastern Balkans are! – Pleasingly this song isn’t about a suicide pact...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 28 – North Macedonia
North Macedonia – Andrea – Circles
At this point, let's gloss over the North Macedonian national final and the fact that the juries gave this...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 7 – Bulgaria
Intelligent Music Project – Intention
It’s a bit of a bad start to a review that even writing the title of the group and the...