Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 37 – Sweden
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold me Closer.
The first thing that we have to say is that the juries loved this song considerably more than...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 30 – Poland
Ochman – River
Looks-wise Ochman has the Junior Manager at Foxtons thing down pat. And by some strange twist of fate, the video does suggest...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 35 – Slovenia
LPS – Disko
My God, but this is lamentably poor. Was the brief to take three or four ideas for a song and mash them...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 1 – Albania
Sekret – Ronela Hakati
As a wise old sage says to me on a regular basis, you don’t need to watch the Eurovision to know...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 9 – Cyprus
In Greek mythology Andromache is the fighter of men. Our latterday Greek warrior, representing Cyprus, has no men in sight in her video, but...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 20 – Israel
I don’t know about you but by now I’m itching for a big gay hands in the air poppers o’clock stomper. And here he...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 7 – Bulgaria
Intelligent Music Project – Intention
IMP are like a selection box of every kind of weird bloke who drank in your local pub for decades,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 39 – Ukraine
Kalush Orchestra - Stefania
If the current world situation were not happening, this would be a review shouting at UA:PBC for being complete dicks in...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 32 – Romania
Llamame – WRS
So, I was THIS many seconds old when I translated the title from Spanish into English and got this:
and my Eurovision lives...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 20 – Israel
Michael Ben David - I.M
If you are reading these in order, you will have just read me slating the Irish for an identikit-by-numbers song...