Farid!
There are two members of this esteemed team that says that Azerbaijan is winning - I say that the coffee in here is too...
Azeri Rumour
This is OnEupean public service broadcasting at its best. Listening to idle gossip, so you don't need to.
Anyway, that party that Mr. Roy told...
20 September – You smell like lipstick again
Do you ever wish for more ethnic songs in Eurovision? By ethnic I mean songs reflecting the traditional music of the country it represents....
Latvia & Azerbaijan – is it time for a break yet?...
Latvia – I didn’t see much of it as I was having some lunch: big ravioli with cheese and a butetr sauce. Delicious. About...
Chingiz Mustafayev for Azerbaijan in Eurovision 2019
On International Women's Day, who better to name as your Eurovision representative than ... a bloke? Chingiz Mustafayev will sing for Azerbaijan in the...
3 March – I will go till I’m numb
Has Eurovision got too big? Was it better when we saw 20 countries (give or take) on a Saturday night in front of a...
The rest of the morning’s rehearsals Caught up!
Lithuania. Oh dear. Lithuania does sign language shocker. What on EARTH is that all about? - Walters and Thinggy got to the final, but...
Dressed for the part
This one has gotten a bit better as well now she is wearing her stage clothes - either that, of I have been sitting...
Day 5 – Romania, Azerbaijan, and most of Ukraine
Romania – first rehearsal report here
Roxen’s put the work in and tightened up the parts of this that needed work. There are some much...
Azerbaijan – like a lacklustre audition for an erotic revue
“Let’s go!” cries Efendi, right at the point when her Mata Hari is supposed to bang. She barely even manages to rally herself and...