Croatia – Are you having a laugh, love!
Oh my actual god…. She’s wearing some sort of dress that is beyond silly. It’s all feathers and silver and open backed so Nina...
Ukrainians give good head.
So much so that the band have to prove it by sticking an eight-foot-tall papier mâché head on stage.
Don't panic, they haven't lost leave of...
FUCK ME, what is she wearing!!
Nina seemed to be wearing a suit of armour on stage for at least the first there rehearsals, her final run through, she was...
OnEurope – Live from Tel Aviv
It's time for another Eurovision Song Contest. Like many of the other independent fan sites, we're in Tel Aviv and reporting back from rehearsals,...
Finland – is it all in my head?
The last time I said something about Finland, I was picked up in by least three online newspapers it transpires. If they are watching,...
Oh Nathan …
Quite honestly we've had four dirges this morning from two different semi finals, and then we get this. Nathan Trent is a total class apart from anything...
Austria – In living colour (oh wait)
The question that ran through my mind was: has this been hiding in plain sight? Paenda has just completed her second run-through and she...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 6 –...
So here i am again, decamped to the satellite press centre in Lund's fair city where I have been taking in all the rehearsal...
Albania – Always the bridesmaid
Lindita came on next, to allow the stage director from Georgia (who is also working on Australia) time to comfort his singer and argue with...
Belarus – He’s not quite right
Well what can you say about Belarus that has not already been said.
It’s still semi naked – it still has the fat baby at...