French finale
Our last to reveal is France, and I’ve been longing to see this since Alma was announced. I really adore this song, and have...
UK in not shit either shocker
I know, I know what you are thinking - I'm always going to say this because I'm biased towards the UK - except I'm...
UK is going for gold
Ooh UK is brilliant! Lucie does so well. She’s alone in a mustard/gold-coloured dress, and she’s standing on a complicated erection, which has a...
Germany in actually quite good shocker!
Levina revealed to Eurovision.tv moments before taking to the stage that her performance was going to feature a surprise. It turns out to be...
Germany … it’s amazing what some thought can do
Much as it pains me to say this, Germany is not going to finish last with this one. They have preformed major surgery to make...
España, vuelve cuando tengas una canción buena
If this really is the best than a rigged Spanish Final can come up with, Spain need to take the hint and go away...
Italy – Alé!
It’s all eyes on the hot favourite Italy as they have their first rehearsal. It’s good! Obviously some camera angles to sort (though these...
Italia, il tuo tempo per brillare è ora
That ...
Was ...
Fucking ...
Amazing!
Where do I start? Well, for starters, if any of your local bookmakers are offering even money (or better), get some cash...
Ukrainians give good head.
So much so that the band have to prove it by sticking an eight-foot-tall papier mâché head on stage.
Don't panic, they haven't lost leave of...
Romania gives us guns, Ukraine gives us head
“I can’t hear my ears!” yells Ilinca from Romania as she starts to yodel at the start of Romania’s rehearsal. There will be those...