Eurovision

Yes Good evening Europe! Welcome once again to our irreverent look at all things Euro. There'll be 5 of us this year. Count them!...

Phil Flushed with success from Tuesday Evening's 8/10 - I now try and win the goddam Serviette of Death Prize by entering the following as...

Firstly - we return from the Kremlin in one piece - in the rain, then proceed straight to SF2 ( Do not pass go...

Phil: Bosnia And Herzegovina Malta FYR Macedonia Turkey Armenia Switzerland Portugal Romania Israel Sweden Franko: Yes Armenia Turkey Israel Portugal Bosnia maybe Andorra Switzerland Iceland FYRom Malta Belarus no Montenegro Czech Republic Belgium Sweden Bulgaria Romania Finland Hacksaw's ready reckoner Hit Armenia Turkey Iceland Macedonia Bosnia Maybe Belgium Belarus Switzerland Israel Portugal Miss Montenegro Czech Rep Sweden Andorra Bulgaria Romania Finland Malta

Phil: I'm sure that the concept was going to be a good one - Kamil Mikulčík & Nela Pocisková - A nice male/female duet,...

Y'know, where no one really knows what to do with themselves, but knows they can't get involved in anything too time consuming just in...

Having just sat through the evening dress rehearsal I now know that I know precisely nothing about this contest any more. And that is a...

Well.... 1. That Malta is a country that no longer seem to know how to write a song 2. That Portugal not coming out of the...

A few problems to start as they near deafened her by feeding the sound through her ear-piece too loud. I'd written this off as...

Oh my good heavens, it's the death of the contest! So that'll be more countries, better songs and more viewers across the world than ever...