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Friday, August 22, 2025
ONEUROPE: Eurovision Song Contest news

A literal drag-net

Now, regular readers of this fine fine website will know my feelings about the contest being "Gay Christmas" - and the fact that even...

Let’s cross over those unyielding mountains

It's been a while since I went all random on you, so you're stuck with a gem from the 1980s. Do you remember them?...

Dull and Duller?

We usually put things into the vault because they are rubbish (in our humble opinion because you lot aren't giving any suggestions!!) but on...

Ahhh that Maltese Rhyming Dictionary comes out

So what can beat an <insert appropriate weather> Friday? How's about something from the warm Mediterranean lyrically-challenged island of Malta. Not only do they butcher...

Is this the reason why Yugoslavia is in ikkle bittie pieces?

Well no, clearly, but when you hear this you'll wonder if were this in Jugovizija 1991, would the country have broken apart immediately? The beginning...

Don’t forget to dream of me tonight

How was your August? Was it full of holidays and time away from your beloved place of work? Or were you working hard? As...

Bank Holiday Vault Special!!

Well it's a bank holiday in the UK and, until September 1st, The UK is all that matters!! So in recognition of the new World...

When scoring 0 just isn’t bad enough

So we move from Portugal across the continent to Turkey, land of contrasts and a very complicated language. Back in 1987 (I know, they...

Other US States are available, just not as denimtastic!

So a bit like a Formula 1 homing pigeon, Oneurope has completed this particular lap of Europe - well the close bits - coming...

I do not believe that I’d like to get old this...

I've gone nicely random for you today. It's not a song from this century - you'll be glad to hear. It's not even in...