Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 38 – Switzerland
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Marius lumbers around in this video looking and sounding like a pissed bloke who's forgot his glasses trying to...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 12 – Estonia
STEFAN - Hope
I know they say that imitation is the purest form of flattery, but one listen of this song and you would have...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 23 – Lithuania
Monika Liu - Sentimentai
Another song in this endless farrago that reminds me of something else. This one is, seemingly, a downbeat rehashing of this:
Crossed...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 26 – Montenegro
Vladana – Breath
I always find songs written in 3/4 time a total dote. This has a lovely whimsical sound at the start, but then,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 18 – Iceland
I know I’m here to review the song we are seeing in Eurovision rather than one that’s not (hell – I have an entire...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Andromache – Ela
First up, I'll admit, I totally loved the Cypriot entry last year - it fell on just the right side of fabulous....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 29 – Norway
Subwolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana
This is all shades of wrong. Literally all of them, not just some of them that Eurovision puts...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 13 – Finland
Not only do I not have my finger on the pulse of popular music, but it seems I don’t even have it on the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 35 – Slovenia
Oh LPS, you little trendy hipster scamps you! This Slovenian band met at school and seem barely old enough to be out of it,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 16 – Germany
Malik Harris - Rockstars
It's a nice enough song, performed by someone who (thankfully) doesn't have one of those dreadful talent show voices. Even if...