2 December – It’s all black and white and there’s no...
It's time for another one of our home entrants today. That poisoned chalice of wanting to win on your home turf, but not wanting...
Azerbaijan – oh dear oh dear… this is not good
Samra is as flat as a badger that’s been run over by a Volvo in Gothenburg. She’s really a very bad live singer and...
LIVE BLOG – Semi Final 1 – First dress rehearsal
Join us live here from 16:00 local time (2pm, UK/Portugal - 3pm Western Europe) to hear what we make of the first dress rehearsal...
Azeris with wings
Phil: Oh Dear God! - The angel has wings that move in a Lordi Stylee ... It is hideous ... It is a total...
Twins tell more about Eurovision song
Twins TuralTuranX revealed the song they'll perform when they Azerbaijan at the Eurovision Song Contest 2023 in Liverpool. 'Tell Me More' is a unique...
Azerbaijan – like a lacklustre audition for an erotic revue
“Let’s go!” cries Efendi, right at the point when her Mata Hari is supposed to bang. She barely even manages to rally herself and...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Azerbaijan
This is easily the weakest Eurovision song from oil-rich Azerbaijan - and a bit of a jolt after the faux art-pop of 2017. No...
20 September – You smell like lipstick again
Do you ever wish for more ethnic songs in Eurovision? By ethnic I mean songs reflecting the traditional music of the country it represents....
4 June – I’m scared of breathing
It's duo time! And with two singers you get double the chance of seeing what could be your favourite song played. And, for some,...
Chingiz Mustafayev for Azerbaijan in Eurovision 2019
On International Women's Day, who better to name as your Eurovision representative than ... a bloke? Chingiz Mustafayev will sing for Azerbaijan in the...