Love and Marriage, go together like a horse and …
... no, not another horse, more like the one-trick pony that this was always going to be - but one thing you can say...
Desire… Fire… Liar… Tryer… Deep-fat fryer…
Now you see, love, I'm not the only one that can rhyme fire with desire in about 95 different ways.
I also must remember that...
This is something of a Greek tragedy
Now my first review of this song back in the midst of time, didn't go down well with some Greeks on a forum.
They ain't...
She’s not even singing the damn thing!
Ok so here's the thing. Patricia Kass back in Moscow ripped my heart to a thousand pieces and stopped me in my tracks. Even...
Azeri horse head in all its live glory, you say?
First up, here's some video live from the hall through the magic of Facebook.
She's still shouting at me on screen and that's a problem...
Finnish rehearsal – Live from the Hall
Slight time delay but what do you expect!! - You can view the video here - with thanks to Eurovision Ireland - and make...
Swinging swinging swinging – Macedonia live!
With thanks to our chums at Eurovision Ireland, you'll get to see what we can see and make up your own mind about the...
Belgium – This has lost all hope
There are people that thought that 'City Lights' was the one. They insisted it would be the best thing ever seen and would sail through...
Australia – doing a flip flop
So the Aussies are drawn third, but perform in fourth place, because they have the same stage director as Georgia. This means he has to hot...
Albania – Always the bridesmaid
Lindita came on next, to allow the stage director from Georgia (who is also working on Australia) time to comfort his singer and argue with...