Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 26/37 – Norway
Norway – Queen of Kings – Alessandra
This is much more like it. Norway tends, as Wogan used to say, to either win or score nothing...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Poland
I've watched the national final performance and then the official music video - the difference in vocal quality between the two might prove to...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 25/37 – Netherlands (The)
Netherlands - Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper - Burning Daylight
Last year I pissed off half of The Netherlands by stating that S10 was a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 24/37 – Moldova
Moldova - Pasha Parfeni - "Soarele și Luna
In Malmo, ten years ago, I, through luck not of my own making, was in the Green...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Norway
A bit of quasi-religious chanting and a husky-voiced vocal delivering something that has Eurovision written huge. There's even one of those whistle notes that...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Netherlands
Mia and Dion have had a rough old time of it at home (and in fandom) since being picked for Eurovision.
The preview party performances...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 23/37 – Malta
A song can, often very charitably, be described as a collection of words that are set to something akin to "music" for the enjoyment...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Moldova
Pasha Parfeni has found his bride deep in the forest and will marry her under the sun and the moon. Soarele şi Luna is...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Malta
By tradition, Malta has a reputation of a 'try hard' at Eurovision. This year is no exception. for once, we're spared the usual solo...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 22/37 – Lithuania
I know that for 18 years I have had the pleasure of a laminated badge that tells me I am important, and for 22...