Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 13/37 – France
I can’t lie dear reader, I was distinctly under-whelmed when I saw the review video of this song. It left me very cold in...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – France according to Mo
The French either go ultramodern or old school. They’ve done better (in recent years) with the latter.
Slimane - someone who doesn't need the exposure,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 12/37 – Finland
Oh Finland. It’s the law of diminishing Eurovision returns for you lot and no mistake. You were wacky last year with the man in...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Finland according to Mo
This guy really can’t sing. He’s struggling on the way too many high notes already – and I suspect this will mean a rearrangement...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 11/37 – Estonia
It’s shouty noise – that would be the conclusion of some of the Eurovision queens around this contest and, to an extent, they are...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Estonia according to Mo
Most years, we get a song like this – an entry that a kinder (but equally clueless) hack might describe as a ‘mixed age’...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 10/37 – Denmark
Having said that Czech Republic doesn’t know its people, SABA knows who she is singing to, me!. There is something about this song that...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Denmark according to Mo
This is one of those rare cases of the singer being way too good for the song.
Saba oozes charisma, and her vocals soar, yet...
So what are the scores on those doors, Larry?
So, we've all been busy with writing those little pen countdowns for you to enjoy or laugh at or shake your head at, but...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 9/37 – Czech Republic
I refuse to call them Czechia, just like their athletics team. They finally seemed to get the contest last year after years in the...