Eurovision Countdown 24 – France according to Mo
The French either go ultramodern or old school. They’ve done better (in recent years) with the latter.
Slimane - someone who doesn't need the exposure,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 7/37 – Croatia
It could be argued that Kaarija smashed the door down to televoting dominance last year and Baby Lasagna is just walking through the aftermath...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 34/37 – Sweden
This song is called “Unforgettable” but never has a song title been so oxymoronic than that in the history of the contest.
It seems that...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Malta according to Mo
I’ve not heard Sarah live, but based on the video, she has a huge voice, one that tends to be tossed to one side...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Australia according to Mo
I’m all for Australia being a part of the biggest party going. The support of Aussie fans is epic, and the TV producers really...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Switzerland according to Mo
This and the Irish song have a lot in common. They’ve both chucked a bunch of nonsense around what is basically a conventional and...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 26/37 – Netherlands, The
This is everything you think it is, and yet nothing like you think it is.
At first look, this is the classic Marmite song, a...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Germany according to Mo
Time for what I suspect is going to be the big lad in a big leather coat ... and that's not ended well in...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 8/37 – Cyprus
I feel as though I have written the same thing for Cyprus for the last several years. It’s a girl, shaking her thing, feeling...