Eurovision Countdown 24 – Czechia according to Mo
Aiko brings an eighties American punky girl band vibe to Eurovision. I sort of expect the vocals to be ropey live, but I’m not...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Israel according to Mo
I feel compelled to address the calls for boycotting the contest over Israel’s participation.
The suffering inflicted on Palestinians by the Israeli government is a...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Poland according to Mo
This is my winner. I’m a sucker for three-songs-in-one-tune schtick.
Luna wastes no time – she gets in, does the job, has a bit of...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 2/37 – Armenia
f you want ethnic, come to Armenia – or at least listen to this song. To the untrained ear of the Eurovision viewer, this...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Finland according to Mo
This guy really can’t sing. He’s struggling on the way too many high notes already – and I suspect this will mean a rearrangement...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 21/37 – Latvia
It’s about damn time Latvia remembered what a good song sounded like – it’s been 84 years ( That’s all the memes for now...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 30/37 – San Marino
If at first you don’t succeed – fuck off to another national final, that’s what they say isn’t it? – Megara, the group because...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 4/37 – Austria
“I am a child, a child of the eighties” – no no, Marie Myriam did not sing that in 1977, but ever since I...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Estonia according to Mo
Most years, we get a song like this – an entry that a kinder (but equally clueless) hack might describe as a ‘mixed age’...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Luxembourg according to Mo
They’ve been gone too long – perhaps too long, as this return is no tour de force.
It’s like someone took a bunch of recent...